jackmustcry:

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It was like Rupauls drag race but for weird people

drbrianbae:
“ frightbot:
“ after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020
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i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes
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drbrianbae:

frightbot:

after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020

i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes

bunniboytoy:

bunniboytoy:

bunniboytoy:

i have an iron grip on my couch watching these vampire girls in van helsing (2004)

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i’d give so much of it up

i’ve never been as high as i was last night and got so horny from these women that i had to stop watching it

heritageposts:

heritageposts:

heritageposts:

we need to go back to hating tumblr. no more hellsite (affectionate). don’t even think of giving these clowns your money. if i see you with a checkmark next to your name i’m opening fire

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*sound of gun cocking* they can be disabled

tumblr’s current business model isn’t profitable and never will be and no amount of scolding from staff blogs or tumblr ad-free pay piggies is gonna fix that. don’t let yourself be guilted into buying merch, badges or ad-free. you’re throwing your money into a bottomless pit while the techbro ghouls running this website laugh about you at their next board meeting while applauding the shmucks coming up with new ideas on how to twitter- or tiktokify the website

“but tumblr needs to make money!!!”

if tumblr really wants its regular user onboard with keeping the website afloat then we should at least demand that they do the bare minimum in keeping the site functional. and right now, they’re not even doing that. every change they’ve made lately has made the website/app worse. i should give my money to tumblr so what—they can make a more intrusive version of tumblr live? remove the chronical dashboard? come up with an even more transphobic way of doing content moderation? yeah, no thanks

neodoodles24:

infiniteoreos:

why did tumblr make it so random posts my mutuals Liked show up on my dash . you guys absolutely do Not need to see the posts that i am liking but not reblogging

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unfortunately this setting will only make it so you don’t see other’s liked posts so scream at everybody to turn it off

rage-against-the-dying-of-light:

cubedmango:

cubedmango:

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hey @staff what the fresh fuck is this

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wow i sure wonder 🤔🤔 what the new layouts supposed to look like 🤔🤔🤔🤔 its a mystery

Don’t forget y’all that there’s a much better way for us to let Tumblr know what we think about specific changes, rather than @ ing staff or wip, and it’s sending in a support ticket and choosing feedback!

Tumblr reverted some of the asinine app decisions they made after a concerted feedback effort! So make sure to use this form! It’s what it’s for, but it’s not well advertised!

laviejaguardia:

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The illusion of choice and all that

@staff this is truly a basis for me to never open tumblr desktop again so if that was you guy’s aim congrats, you nailed it!!!! Now if you wanted to keep “what makes Tumblr unique” you have never failed better

transhorrors:

filed under “videos that completely fucking destroyed me”